Fourteen For Friday

14 Reasons Why This Was Not A Good Vacation

1. Didn't want it.
2. Didn't plan it.
3. Webber was in the hospital the WHOLE week. (An obstruction in his stomach.)
4. Men are NOT good patients.
5. Projectile vomiting is replusive.
6. Hospitals SUCK.
7. I was sick on Wednesday.
8. CODE GREEN....that was a little terrifying.
9. The hospital cafeteria is awful.
10. The "recliner" in the room was uncomfortable.
11. The "recliner" in the room had a squeek that would raise the hair on the back of your neck.
12. It was like a sci-fi movie...you've never seen so many people with masks on.
13. When I say HELP...that means NOW...not in 10 minutes.
14. When they say they are discharging a patient....that doesn't mean NOW...and that they are going to do it anytime soon.